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One Thing Missing From Jail? Beer.

After spending a lot of time in jail, what do you think you'd miss most? Give that one some thought, because four inmates have already answered it.

Beer. Plain and simple. No complicated tastes for these guys.

And surprisingly enough, no desire to run away from jail. They simply went on a beer run to a local liquor store, and went back to their cells.

Apparently, a door didn't lock, and no warning lights came on to tell the jailers that it was open. Open door, inmates. What do you think would happen next?

That's right, escape. But not in the minds of the inmates, since they returned to their cells. In the minds of the jailers, however - and perhaps more out of embarrassment- they're charging the inmates with escape.

The best part? The inmates used a bible to prop open the door while they were on their beer run.

The storekeeper did not raise alarm because the inmates were wearing street clothes borrowed from other prisoners. The crowded jail does not have enough orange jumpsuits to go around.

That jail has more than just escaping inmates for problems.

Printer friendly page Permalink Email to a friend Posted by J. Craig Williams on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 11:50 Comments Closed (0) |
 
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