Quote of the Day - American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
Except the subject of the lawsuit - drum roll please - Rent-a-husband. No, it's not what you're thinking. It has nothing to do with escort services or like lady sitters, a Comedy Central skit.
It's a handyman business. You know, that honey-do list that never gets completed. Well, this guy does. Finish up the list, that is.
Now there's an idea to get my house straightened up. Too bad this guy's in Maine.