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Quote of the Day - If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny. - Jack Handy
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There Were Just Too Many Questions

It's difficult to rob a bank.  Do you wear a mask?  Stocking?  Which method do you use?  Calmly walk in?  Rush and run?  Then there's the whole question of whether to use a weapon and if so, what kind of weapon?  Do you use a note or just ask the teller for money?

If you just can't handle all of those questions, what should you do?  One unemployed Japanese man decided to ask the expert:  A bank teller. 

During what can only be described as an attempted robbery. 

That's right.  He just walked up to the teller and said, "Any idea how you rob a bank?"  The alert teller told another teller, who then asked the man to leave.  He complied.  I guess the options were just too many to deal with.

As she escorted him out, she noticed a knife sticking out of his trousers and that his leg was bleeding. 

According to Reuters, police then arrested the man.  For illegal possession of a weapon. 

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