Quote of the Day - If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
It's difficult to rob a bank. Do you wear a mask? Stocking? Which method do you use? Calmly walk in? Rush and run? Then there's the whole question of whether to use a weapon and if so, what kind of weapon? Do you use a note or just ask the teller for money?
If you just can't handle all of those questions, what should you do? One unemployed Japanese man decided to ask the expert: A bank teller.
During what can only be described as an attempted robbery.
That's right. He just walked up to the teller and said, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" The alert teller told another teller, who then asked the man to leave. He complied. I guess the options were just too many to deal with.
As she escorted him out, she noticed a knife sticking out of his trousers and that his leg was bleeding.
According to Reuters, police then arrested the man. For illegal possession of a weapon.